I present to you, Jasper the Friendly Mini! Chances are you have seen multiple images of this little fella on Instagram. After all, he has nearly 14,000 followers and a million selfies. I wasn’t sure what the hype was about – I mean sure he is kinda cute for a vertically challenged pony but once I got to know him via email, it turns out he is spunky and sassy and everything I like in a friend. Get to know him, too, below:
HG: Favorite treat?
Jasper: Waffles and nuggets.
HG: Favorite thing to do?
Jasper: Impress the ladies, and plot the revenge of my enemies… usually followed by a snack and nap (all in that exact order).
HG: Does your brother, Wallace, ever get annoying, and if so, what do you do? All my pasturemates are annoying and I bite them, kick them and chase them from the water trough but they keep showing up every day regardless.
Jasper: That fuzzy punk is the most annoying mosquito I’ve ever met… He steals half of my snacks and my mom keeps giving him attention no matter how much I try to just push myself in her space when she’s with him. I’ve tried chasing him away and biting him but now he just fights back!! The nerve… Although I do like when he scratches my withers… but don’t tell anyone.
HG: You are so lucky no one is ever riding you. Do you have any tips on how you accomplished this feat?
Jasper: When my mom tries to make me do something I don’t want to do I just fall to the ground and start rolling. They can’t force you do anything if they can’t get you on your feet!
HG: Biggest fear? Currently I am worried about monsters that are in the woods, but this fear usually only occurs when someone is riding me.
Jasper: Great big stallions like myself don’t fear anything… except for a flock of geese flying too closely… geese are the devil.
HG: How do you use your height disability to your advantage?
Jasper: The closer you are to the ground, the easier it is to find snacks that the humans drop. Plus, I can bite all of the big horses’ ankles and laugh at them when they fall and if that doesn’t work, they don’t expect it when you jump up for their jugular.
HG: What color would you say you are?
Jasper: A leopard unicorn of course.
HG: What do you look for in a girlfriend? Have you heard of Horse Tinder? Donny (from The East Coast Equestrian) and I started that last year.
Jasper: This stallion isn’t really a one mare kind of guy… I like to keep my options open for all of the lovely fillies, but I could probably get on board with this dating app. My dream girl would be taller than me so she can help me reach the things I can’t, beautiful long mane and tail because that’s just goals, boss mare because every stallion needs a girl who will fight for him, and must share all snacks with me. Oh and she must love tiny men.
HG: Best joke you ever played?
Jasper: One time my silly mom made the mistake of letting me go while hand grazing me after a bath. I figured I could dry off faster if I went galloping around the entire farm, especially through all of the bridle paths on the busy road.. she was not so happy about chasing after me I guess. Not my problem her legs can’t keep up.
HG: Favorite TV show?
Jasper: I really like the show Game of Thrones.. but if Daenerys Targaryen wants a real stallion, she should come talk to me.
Special thanks to Jasper’s minion, Kirsty, for letting him use her computer. Over a year ago, after years of leasing horses, Kirsty decided that she was going to purchase her very first horse. For whatever reason (she still has no idea!) she decided that she was going to purchase the smallest horse she could find. She found Jasper’s breeder online and she picked out the spunkiest foal she had! After seeing a video of baby Jasper rearing on his mom, trying to cause some mischief, she put the deposit on him that very day. Jasper has been the same spunky, mischievous bundle of joy ever since and Kirsty shares his story with all of us via her (his) Instagram account at Jasper.thefriendlymini.
xoxo Chloe, the friendly horse.